Yesterday was the 20th anniversary of my greatest Halloween costume. Kind of feel like that’s why I’ve been doing lazy costumes as a grownup (this year: hey, my hockey jersey! hey, my fake hockey helmet! hey, a hockey stick!). How could I ever top zebra print and pink lace swag? And star shaped sunglasses, which I wish I still had. And while all you MPLS trick or treaters were climbing through snowdrifts that fateful day, the boonies of NW MN got no snow at all, clearly because my costume was too amazing to allow it. You’re welcome, Boons.

Yesterday was the 20th anniversary of my greatest Halloween costume. Kind of feel like that’s why I’ve been doing lazy costumes as a grownup (this year: hey, my hockey jersey! hey, my fake hockey helmet! hey, a hockey stick!). How could I ever top zebra print and pink lace swag? And star shaped sunglasses, which I wish I still had.

And while all you MPLS trick or treaters were climbing through snowdrifts that fateful day, the boonies of NW MN got no snow at all, clearly because my costume was too amazing to allow it. You’re welcome, Boons.